Funny story

I was in Starbucks today and as I was waiting to be served,I started drooling over the patries,cakes and sweet stuff under the glass. I mentioned to the barista that I was gonna give them up for the next 6 weeks. She replied,"Oh is that for lent?" "No",I replied,"it's because I want to lose weight" ... she went about making my skinny sugar free vanilla latte with no taste.